A Typical Saturday

7.00am: Wake up to the sounds of birds chirping, draw open curtains, lay back in bed and enjoy the view of “my” big tree and watch the sun rise.

7.30am: Make coffee and prepare (take out of fridge and microwave) breakfast. Get back into bed. Eat.

9.00am: Walk to favourite new hang out, the neighbourhood wet market, and buy big juicy grapes and fresh flowers

10.00am: Change into cute pink Brazilian bikini and go for a swim in the condo’s lap pool which is always warm as it catches the sun the entire day

11.00am: Run bath, scatter rose petals, slap on a face mask, condition hair, lay back in stone tub and relax

2.00pm: Attend scrapbook class to make French tunnel book (should be renamed French torture book, fiddly and takes about eight hours to complete)

6.00pm: Go for dinner with scrapbook friends

9.00pm: Get into bed and talk on the phone to P

11.00pm: Snuggle down into 100% feather pillows and fall asleep thinking that I’m the luckiest girl alive!

Reality check:
Of course I also have to pay the bills and do boring chores like the laundry but that just doesn’t sound as fun, does it?